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im sorry if the fact that I know 1.7 languages is threatening to you

press play, then *raises and lowers volume randomly*

me: wakes up me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure

call the hoa honey

beats by dr. phill beats by dr. pepper beats by dr. house

Client: My monitor isn’t working. Me: Okay – is it plugged in with the DisplayPort or HDMI cable? Client: It needs to be plugged in?

me: can i have a pepsi waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat me: . A pepsi waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before ,

Fact: no matter how sweet and gentle your alarm clock sound, within 2 weeks you will have a classically conditioned rage response to that sound.

Donald: Summer loving had me a blast Hillary: Summer loving happened so fast

meet me at costco free samples are on me