I think they should just say this back and forth all day on CNN and Fox News to save stress and...
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
don’t say you are a fall out boy fan if you don’t know which boy fell
im sorry if the fact that I know 1.7 languages is threatening to you
press play, then *raises and lowers volume randomly*
me: wakes up me: continues 2 chill for another 3 hrs in bed for good measure
call the hoa honey
beats by dr. phill beats by dr. pepper beats by dr. house
Client: My monitor isn’t working. Me: Okay – is it plugged in with the DisplayPort or HDMI cable? Client: It needs to be plugged in?
me: can i have a pepsi waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat me: . A pepsi waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before ,
Fact: no matter how sweet and gentle your alarm clock sound, within 2 weeks you will have a classically conditioned rage response to that sound.
Donald: Summer loving had me a blast Hillary: Summer loving happened so fast
meet me at costco free samples are on me